funcle

a funcle is a fun uncle.

Funcles contract syphillis more than regular uncles

by seanscape September 2, 2005

funcle

Someone who at first is your uncle and then hooks up with your mom and marries her and becomes your father instead. Combine Father and uncle and you have a funcle. This mostly happens with low income, ignorant redneck families.

Tom said, "My mom is now dating my uncle Kenny and they are getting married next month, so I guess that makes him my funcle or step-funcle."

by suzytdogg October 23, 2006

funcle

A Funcle is the act of 2 men fucking the same girl while playing the classic children's test of strength game "Uncle". Hence "Fucking Uncle" or Funcle. It's best played when the woman is on all fours receiving penetration from one player and pleasuring the other orally.

My best friend and I thought with a little luck and a lot of beer we had a good shot at the Funcle with my 2nd cousin, Suzzie.

by The Lawnboy May 15, 2007

funcle

a female uncle (different than an aunt)

Luke: My uncle speaks 7 different languages!
Kseniya: Oh i'm so jealous i want to be your uncle
Luke: Post surgery I hope
Kseniya: No, im a funcle!

by lukeniya January 19, 2009

funcle

a very large six-sided vibrator with jagged ends and suction cups.

Funcles are often used at slumber parties.

by Derick Ross March 29, 2003

funcle

a female uncle

when your aunt marries a woman she becomes your female uncle there for you get funcle

by lilbit78 February 8, 2010

Funcle

When your Uncle is too fun to just be a normal 'Uncle'. This Uncle must be referred to as 'Funcle'

Example: I cannot wait to go visit my Funcle Dick in Ohio!!

by Eddywarn February 8, 2017