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Dang, your funcle Noah parties harder than I do -Everyone
by Rose527 May 03, 2017
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When your Uncle is too fun to just be a normal 'Uncle'. This Uncle must be referred to as 'Funcle'
Example: I cannot wait to go visit my Funcle Dick in Ohio!!
by Eddywarn February 08, 2017
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That one uncle that you have that is a little..TOO funky. Funky + Uncle = Funcle.
Some kid: "Hey, why can't you come to my party?"
You: "My funcle is in town..you know what that means."
Some kid: "SHOOT!"
by Marsh to the All August 04, 2010
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A Funcle is the act of 2 men fucking the same girl while playing the classic children's test of strength game "Uncle". Hence "Fucking Uncle" or Funcle. It's best played when the woman is on all fours receiving penetration from one player and pleasuring the other orally.
My best friend and I thought with a little luck and a lot of beer we had a good shot at the Funcle with my 2nd cousin, Suzzie.
by The Lawnboy May 02, 2007
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Someone who at first is your uncle and then hooks up with your mom and marries her and becomes your father instead. Combine Father and uncle and you have a funcle. This mostly happens with low income, ignorant redneck families.
Tom said, "My mom is now dating my uncle Kenny and they are getting married next month, so I guess that makes him my funcle or step-funcle."
by suzytdogg October 23, 2006
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A cross between a father and uncle. Like when your mom marries her husband's brother or has sex with him.

Usually done between incestual familie's who have no scrupels about who they get it on with or what monstrosities they may produce if they happen to get pregnant by the funcle.
that girl's dad's brother married his wife. Now he's her funcle.
by psuef November 13, 2008
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