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Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
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by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

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An acronym that stands for; Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersexual, Asexual.

This basically means anyone who plays Mr. Potato head with either their genitals or sexuality, or both.
"Terrance and i went to the LBGTQIA rally last night, it was sooooo amazzzing."
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by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

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When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.
We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.
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by x BILKO x September 07, 2016

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When a chick is on top and riding your dick, then without breaking stride, she takes a shit on your nuts.
Bobby: "How's it going with your new girl buddy, you seem pretty happy?"

John: " I broke up with her after she gave me a Chicago Dumpling last night."
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by x BILKO x September 07, 2016

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An unusually high or large wager at a poker table, usually using all of ones chips. Refers to blowing ones load with money.
I call your bluff and raise you this jizz stack.
by x BILKO x August 23, 2016

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An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.
Dude, that chick from the gym I took home last night had a she-penis. I told her to lay off the roids and got the fuck out asap. Can you believe she asked me to suck it?
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by x BILKO x September 24, 2016

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After sex, standing over the other person pissing all over them and the bed, then diving out the window immediately never to return. This typically involves a smashed window, although the window could be open.
Dude, I saw you left with that troll from the bar last night - you hit that!?

Yeah bro, but after I blew my load i made a Golden Getaway.

Savage, nice save.
by x BILKO x August 23, 2016

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