FlumpJerk 

Flumpjerk- The act of masturbation from unisex genders when flaccid(for male) and non aroused, until you reach your desired outcome usually ejaculation, though sometimes an aquitting from frustration.

John had to flumpjerk last night because there was no good pornography

Bro, flumpjerking is totally on season! Totally 2024!

FlumpJerk by Dr. Monzero May 16, 2023

flumpernickel 

A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.

Would you like some flumpernickels with that shake?

flumpernickel by Nick July 25, 2003

Flupkerk 

It’s one of those fake words you use when your mad like what the smurf or frick nugget. You also can use it when someone is being annoying.

“Bruh, you’re being such a Flupkerk”.

Flupkerk by mattklom12 October 2, 2020

FLUMPER 

When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"

I was fisting my girlfriends ass and decided to go for the flumper.

FLUMPER by TbagMartin March 23, 2010

flumberknuckle 

A baby-dick fag who's a supporter of Donald Trump.

Alexis, stop bringing your Donald Trump posters everywhere you go, you flumberknuckle!

flumberknuckle by bigrichard III May 18, 2016

blumpjerk 

When a man takes a dump and jerks off, simultaniously.

He's probably blumpjerking

blumpjerk by matt & ron January 18, 2011

Flupkerk 

Its like one of those words you say when you stub your toe instead of saying a curse word like poop or frak and stuff like that. You also call people "flupkerks" when they are being an annoyance or a pest.

"Ow Flupkerk! I just stubbed my toe!"

" Bro, your kinda being a flupkerk right now so stop".

Flupkerk by sweet hennys September 24, 2020