FLUMPER

When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"

I was fisting my girlfriends ass and decided to go for the flumper.

by TbagMartin March 23, 2010

Flumper

This word is a portmanteau of 'flabby' and 'dumper'. A flumper generally occurs when an obese person loses most of the excess weight, but the posterior retains its obesity, resulting in an average or even slim individual with a backside that sags grotesquely.

"She was damn hot when she was walking toward us, but after she passed by, I looked over my shoulder and saw she had a terrible flumper."

by Hellzapoppin' May 29, 2019

flumper

when a said women, usually a skank, gives you head while you are taking a shit.

Damn man, jane gave me one of the best flumpers I have ever had!

by Paul Hanes April 7, 2005

Flumper

The act of giving head whilst the man takes a shit.

I couldn't tell what felt better bustin out that ass brownie or the blowjob my girl was giving me, like Hannah Montana said, "gettin a Flumper is the best of both worlds"

by Forb-Z August 12, 2010

flumper

A flumper is someone who breaks wind a lot.

what a flumper!!
Travis you little flumper!

by Mark, Nic, Rach, Katie March 17, 2005

Dick Flumper

A gay man.

"You're a tree hugging, dirt worshipping dick flumper."

"I know man, I just want peace, love and a penis in my butt."

by MsVodkaaa December 11, 2012

cunt flumper

the single most offensive phrase ever construed in the english language, though easily the most bad ass.
Noun
1.a phrase referring benevolently toward men who get a lot of action from women
2. a phrase to describe the most pathetic forms of life

verb (cunt flumping)
3. the act of flumping a woman's vagina
4. lolygagging or acting like an overall douche bag

1. I heard he got with jessica alba. that guy is a cunt flumper
2. I fucking hate that cunt flumper
3. That bitch was a prude until i gave her a good cunt flumping. Now u may know her as jenna jamesson
4. Nick Carter really needs to stop cunt flumping... that fucking douche bag

by geturledout November 21, 2007