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Flumpertume

The gas that is produced by the largest excretion hole. Flumpertume is created in the womp sack when the flump that is eaten by the blob travels down the phlippa-phlappa tube and into the wallace. Where the flump shakes profusely until it has been absorbed into the inner walls of the wallace. The wallace passes on the absorbed flump juices to the wiggum where it processes the flump juice into energy. This process is called “wigguminterfloofentying”. The energy is passed down to the womp sack, where it is used. When the energy is being used, it emits a noophile gas. the is process is so flimp on the blob, that the body must get rid of the noophile gas before the body explodes. When the gas is excreted from the blob it mixes with hoolapoob in the C3-87 atmosphere and creates what the blobs call a “flumpertume”.
"Qert^÷@hs6 (*@, ehaj jebs torwx o flumpertume?" Asked Tobatejk9

"Flom, bew tex!" Replied Kwopit2309
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Flumpertume

The gas that is produced by the largest excretion hole. Flumpertume is created in the womp sack when the flump that is eaten by the qkarklean blob travels down the phlippa-phlappa tube and into the wallace. Where the flump shakes profusely until it has been absorbed into the inner walls of the wallace. The wallace passes on the absorbed flump juices to the wiggum where it processes the flump juice into energy. This process is called “wigguminterfloofentying”. The energy is passed down to the womp sack, where it is used. When the energy is being used, it emits a noophile gas. the process is so flimp on the qkarklean blob, that the body must get rid of the noophile gas before the body explodes. When the gas is excreted from the blob it mixes with hoolapoob in the C3-68 atmosphere and creates what the blobs call a “flumpertume”.
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Translation from Qkarklean to Earth 098- English
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