flumpernickel 

A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.

Would you like some flumpernickels with that shake?

flumpernickel by Nick July 25, 2003

Plumpernickel 

A thick tuxedo cat.

Sushi is a cuddly plumpernickel chonk.

Plumpernickel by Seish March 10, 2022

Fumpernickle 

The combination of lint, fluff and dick cheese that builds up beneath the layer of foreskin on uncircumcised males

Shambah: Gosh darn it you shoulda seen all the fumpernickle i got out of my hood last night
Dolan: Haigh couldnt have been more than me, i have a fumpernickle blanket at home after a week of no showering

Shambah: holy moly Dolan your one crazy son of a bitch

Fumpernickle by Chewsday August 10, 2021