Definitions by TbagMartin
GBA
GBA is an abbreviation for the phrase Gag Beat Analyze. Not to be confused with the NBA where many GBA actually take place.
"A good GBA makes everything feel so much better” former NBA player. GBA is not only used in the NBA its now common on dating websites, if GBA is in a profile you know you are in for a great night.
GBA by tbagmartin May 8, 2013
Shittower
Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.
However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.
However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.
Shittower by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011
Mexican Hot Poker
My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! Unfortunately while I was fucking her in the ass some hot sauce dripped from my balls into my ass and we both went to the ER. So please only use hot sauce as needed.
Mexican Hot Poker by TbagMartin October 21, 2010
Mexican Hot Poker
My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! She was shitting fire for a week.
Mexican Hot Poker by TbagMartin October 21, 2010
Cock Jerkey Elbow
My friend Tbag had to go to the Dr. for his Cock Jerkey Elbow the Dr said "only way to cure Cock Jerkey elbow is quit Jerking off for 3 weeks," now his girlfriend has Cock Jerkey Elbow.
Cock Jerkey Elbow by tbagmartin May 6, 2010
Happy Disaster
A Happy Disaster is when You take a shit and do not flush. Leaving it for the discovery of a good friend.
Happy Disaster by Tbagmartin April 15, 2010
Stinky Goggles
Stinky Goggles by Tbagmartin April 3, 2010