Flubart

A fart that ejects lube after anal sex.

She had to change after the flubart soiled her panties.

Flubart by Hermathecles April 2, 2022

Fubartasy 

The point at which all of your draft picks end up sucking or injured; and there's nothing on the waiver wire that will offer you any hope of winning another game this season.

I'm playing total fubartasy at this point, I'll be getting my ass kicked for the rest of the season.

Fubartasy by Loose Mortar October 1, 2016

flubertastic 

It's something that is beyond super-mega-hiper-fantastic ,the fluber- word,increases the power of the word

That s*** is flubertastic !!!

ZOMG,what a flubertastic thing !!!

flubertastic by Imperador Danix January 2, 2009

Fubartmuffs 

Muffs that cover your butt to muffle your farts and other gaseous noises.

Dude wear some fubartmuffs next time!

Fubartmuffs by Fubartmuffs August 3, 2016

Flubert Trifecta 

Similar to the normal flubert greeting but this time involving three participants.

Any of the group members can initiate the flubert trifecta by simply yelling "Trifecta!" thus alerting the other members that they have by chance all congregated in one area.

They will rejoice in this moment of serendipity by extending their elbows in front of them and holding their flubert like an arrow straight ahead.

The three fluberts meet in one single point in space creating a triangle which is the strongest shape in nature. The thumb also extends back pointing to ones self to remind them who they are.

Be aware of the sometimes magical powers released in a trifecta. Some say the tri-bond will make you best brothers for life!

Man 1: Flubert Trifecta!

Man 2: INITIATE!!!

Man 3: I can feel our life forces becoming one!

Flubert Trifecta by apacketofsoysauce August 11, 2012

FLUBAR 

When you've got the flu so bad that you're FUBAR (F*cked-up Beyond All Recognition).

I am beyond sick, I'm FLUBAR.

FLUBAR by chadvertising January 15, 2010

Flubert 

The small pointy fold of skin created when one wraps their hand into a fist but sticks their thumb straight out. The flubert apex will be found on the side opposite the thumb. Fluberts are occasionally touched by two friends who haven't seen each other in a while. One will yell "Flubert!" and then they will engage in the mashing together of their pointy skin mountains.

Man 1: Hey, there's my friend in the hallway! Flubert!

Man 2: Awh yeah FFLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUBERRRRRRRRT!

Flubert by apacketofsoysauce August 8, 2012