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Fubartasy 

The point at which all of your draft picks end up sucking or injured; and there's nothing on the waiver wire that will offer you any hope of winning another game this season.
I'm playing total fubartasy at this point, I'll be getting my ass kicked for the rest of the season.
Fubartasy by Loose Mortar October 1, 2016

flubertastic 

It's something that is beyond super-mega-hiper-fantastic ,the fluber- word,increases the power of the word
That s*** is flubertastic !!!

ZOMG,what a flubertastic thing !!!
flubertastic by Imperador Danix January 2, 2009

Fubartmuffs 

Muffs that cover your butt to muffle your farts and other gaseous noises.
Dude wear some fubartmuffs next time!
Fubartmuffs by Fubartmuffs August 3, 2016

Flubert Trifecta 

Similar to the normal flubert greeting but this time involving three participants.

Any of the group members can initiate the flubert trifecta by simply yelling "Trifecta!" thus alerting the other members that they have by chance all congregated in one area.

They will rejoice in this moment of serendipity by extending their elbows in front of them and holding their flubert like an arrow straight ahead.

The three fluberts meet in one single point in space creating a triangle which is the strongest shape in nature. The thumb also extends back pointing to ones self to remind them who they are.

Be aware of the sometimes magical powers released in a trifecta. Some say the tri-bond will make you best brothers for life!
Man 1: Flubert Trifecta!

Man 2: INITIATE!!!

Man 3: I can feel our life forces becoming one!
When you've got the flu so bad that you're FUBAR (F*cked-up Beyond All Recognition).
I am beyond sick, I'm FLUBAR.
FLUBAR by chadvertising January 15, 2010
The small pointy fold of skin created when one wraps their hand into a fist but sticks their thumb straight out. The flubert apex will be found on the side opposite the thumb. Fluberts are occasionally touched by two friends who haven't seen each other in a while. One will yell "Flubert!" and then they will engage in the mashing together of their pointy skin mountains.
Man 1: Hey, there's my friend in the hallway! Flubert!

Man 2: Awh yeah FFLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUBERRRRRRRRT!
Flubert by apacketofsoysauce August 8, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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