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The small pointy fold of skin created when one wraps their hand into a fist but sticks their thumb straight out. The flubert apex will be found on the side opposite the thumb. Fluberts are occasionally touched by two friends who haven't seen each other in a while. One will yell "Flubert!" and then they will engage in the mashing together of their pointy skin mountains.
Man 1: Hey, there's my friend in the hallway! Flubert!

Man 2: Awh yeah FFLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUBERRRRRRRRT!
Flubert by apacketofsoysauce August 8, 2012
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Flubert Trifecta 

Similar to the normal flubert greeting but this time involving three participants.

Any of the group members can initiate the flubert trifecta by simply yelling "Trifecta!" thus alerting the other members that they have by chance all congregated in one area.

They will rejoice in this moment of serendipity by extending their elbows in front of them and holding their flubert like an arrow straight ahead.

The three fluberts meet in one single point in space creating a triangle which is the strongest shape in nature. The thumb also extends back pointing to ones self to remind them who they are.

Be aware of the sometimes magical powers released in a trifecta. Some say the tri-bond will make you best brothers for life!
Man 1: Flubert Trifecta!

Man 2: INITIATE!!!

Man 3: I can feel our life forces becoming one!

Fübertastic 

1. A portmanteau of not two, but three words:

a) Fucking - self-explanatory. Used as an intensifier.

b) Über - the German word for "above" or "over," now commonly used in English to mean "super," "better," or "very"

c) Tastic - shortened version of "fantastic," now used as a suffix to other activities or names (e.g. foodtastic)

All three of these words combined form the superlative, nay, the mother of all words. Not to be used lightly.

2. In concordance with the use of tastic as a suffix and über as a prefix, a single word may be inserted between them (e.g. fubercraptastic).
1. Charlie: How was the party?
Kevin: OMG...it was...it was...I can't even describe it...
Scott: Fübertastic?

2. Kevin: Yo, wassup?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: What's wrong?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: Did you seriously drink that entire keg?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: C'mon, man, give me something. How you feeling?
Charlie: Fubercraptastic....
Fübertastic by scubasteve90 July 20, 2010

flubertastic 

It's something that is beyond super-mega-hiper-fantastic ,the fluber- word,increases the power of the word
That s*** is flubertastic !!!

ZOMG,what a flubertastic thing !!!
flubertastic by Imperador Danix January 2, 2009

flubernuck

Alex you flubernuck
flubernuck by Nsoos May 27, 2021

fluber nut

When a guy is fucking his girl real good and the girl plops down to hard on his nut sack and he bust a nut
Girl you gave me a fluber nut last night
fluber nut by fluber nut March 27, 2015
Faubert is normally very athletic, but very lazy. He is very competitive with any sport he does. Faubert’s are normally not afraid to speak there mines, and will hit back 10x harder when going after someone. Make sure to never go after his loved ones, you will regret it. He is one of the sweetest people you with ever meet and any girl would be lucky to have him in their life. If you ever become friends with a Faubert you are extremely lucky. Make sure to never lose him when he comes around. He will always be able to make you laugh when your down, and will always be there for you. He is very dependable when needing help, but is the best procrastinator you will ever meet.
Girl 1: I met one of the nicest guys!
Girl 2: I bet his name is Faubert.
Girl 1: How did you know
faubert by 15853836929 December 6, 2020