Hermathecles's definitions

Antiaccidents

a nutritional supplement that aides in avoiding collisions.

He would've crashed into the errant driver if he had forgotten to take his antiaccidents.

by Hermathecles December 30, 2019

PTRSD

Post Traumatic-Relationship Stress Disorder

Because of her PTRSD, she misinterpreted his forwardness as aggression.

by Hermathecles December 30, 2019

simpletonism

the inglorious practice of remaining willfully ignorant.

Their simpletonism is what allows them to remain blissfully controlled.

by Hermathecles December 30, 2019

Argoyle

a pattern of ugly

Upon noticing the argoyle wallpaper, we fired the interior decorator.

by Hermathecles January 11, 2020

collateral benefit

a military act with an unintended favorable consequence

every landmine the invaders laid turned out to be duds which were eventually harvested, recycled, monetized and repurposed by the oppressed victims into arms they were able to fashion into

The area of land bombed by their adversary was host to an invasive species that threatened the livestock of the entire region providing a collateral benefit to the survivors in the aftermath.

by Hermathecles January 17, 2020

Flubart

A fart that ejects lube after anal sex.

She had to change after the flubart soiled her panties.

by Hermathecles April 2, 2022

Disliteracy

competence, fluency, or knowledge of disinformation

As an industry, the mainstream media pundits have a high rate of disliteracy.

by Hermathecles March 15, 2022