The most beloved holiday at the tail end of the calendar year (
don't Google that - just trust). Invented in
2012, National Voter Registration Day is the nation's largest nonpartisan civic holiday dedicated with almost killer cyborg levels of commitment to registering every eligible
American to vote.
Taking place every September, these ballot
box-obsessed desperadoes of democracy have registered over 4.5 million Americans to vote and that crazy look in their nonexistent eye say they aren't slowing down anytime soon.
"It's September and I can'
t think of a single to do to
show my obsessive love for American democracy."
"Haveeee you heard about National Voter Registration Day?"