Flopdick 

A person who is lazy or incompetent at a job or task.

That flopdick at the DMV messed up my registration.

Flopdick by yoholoho February 26, 2011

Flopdick 

-someone who hurts so absolutely bad that you can't even stand to look at them without wanting to jab them in the eyes with the clue knife repeatedly

ernest: guys stop shooting cats with bottle rockets, that's disrespectful!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: quit being such a flopdick

Alex Trebek: ooooh Faced!

Flopdick by Mr. Deez April 13, 2005

ratfink flopdick

A untrustworthy individual who can't complete a task without the help of someone else then takes full credit. This person will always upgrade their own job title to something that makes them sound more important and smarter than they really are. A typical Ratfink Flopdick will talk about how good and important they are while it's painfully obvious they are a worthless piece of dog shit.

That dude is such a Ratfink Flopdick! That chump told us he banged two chicks yesterday then today I overheard him telling someone that he nailed three.

Just look at that Ratfink Flopdick, he lays down chalk line in a parking lot and calls himself a "process improvement engineer." WTF

ratfink flopdick by Cats pajamas April 2, 2015

flop dick 

A man who doesn't live up to their responsibilites.

Russell didn't pay his chid support this week. What a flop dick.

flop dick by Pamela Ambrose January 13, 2007

flipdick 

Insult, used to describe a stupid male. T

'You told your girlfriend EVERYTHING!!!?? You flipdick!!'

flipdick by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

flapdick 

1. A lazy, useless, or worthless person.
2. Someone who refuses to use their potential.
3. A general insult typically used against friends.

"Ben just sits around playing video games all day. That flapdick hasn't had a real job in 2 years."

"He's such a flapdick, he won't even grab a beer with us because he doesn't feel like putting on his shoes."

"David is taking a nap at 8:00 in the evening, what a flapdick!"

flapdick by Reusch April 14, 2008

The FlipDick 

The FlipDick is a concept introduced in the year 2007, which is intended for males with large penises.
Basically the FlipDick is an operation process in which the penis is given a folding like feature, to decrease its size when on the move.
When the penis is required for whatever reason, it can simply flip out, and extend to its original size.

Both females and males are a large fan of the FlipDick, as is has a surprisingly enticing and exciting quality about it.

It has been found especially useful in the African American geographical areas around the world, due to their average penis size being 20 inches plus. Now with the new FlipDick concept, these lucky men can stroll the streets at day without a care in the world - and perhaps surprise their friends at night!

"Oh my god... it's huge!"

"Ha babe, theres more to come... *flips dick*"

"Oh my god!!?? Oh my god!!!! It's a beast!!"

"Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"I can't believe it's actually The FlipDick!"

The FlipDick by ROFLMaster May 17, 2007