floptical
A penis that appears to be erect, but upon closer inspection, is in fact flaccid.
May be related to whisky dick.
May be related to whisky dick.
Words you can keep
floptina
A term used to describe the epic failure that is Christina Aguilera. It's a common misconception that the term is related to Britney fans, when in fact it's used by the industry and fans alike to describe how much of a flop Christina Aguilera is. The term can be used in reference to the following, including but not limited to: Aguilera's trannylicious make-up, Aguilera's fugly clothing, Aguilera's cheap weave, Aguilera's tactics of ripping off other artists, Aguilera's chart performance fails, Aguilera's flop records, and Aguilera's shitty singles.
OMG, did you hear that Britney Spears' Greatest Hits: My Prerogative has sold a whopping 1,347,000 units, while floptina's Keeps Gettin' Better: A Decade of Flops has only sold less than 500,000 units! Holy cow! What flop! FLOPTINA! Fail floptina, fail!!
Person 1: Did you hear Christina Aguilera say that she's working with Goldfrapp on her new record?
Person 2: Is that some kind of sick joke? Allison Goldfrapp said she'd never work with tranny floptina... fail.
Person 1: Did you hear Christina Aguilera say that she's working with Goldfrapp on her new record?
Person 2: Is that some kind of sick joke? Allison Goldfrapp said she'd never work with tranny floptina... fail.
Related Words
floptical • Flopsicle • floptina • Flopcicle • Flopsiclestick • faptical insertion • Flapsicals • Flirtical • flogical • Flopocalypse
Sloptical illusion
When observing a female, thought to be an 8 at the time, but in reality, a 3 is pushing it;
Losing track of time and hygiene and surrounding yourself with a whole lot of grease
Losing track of time and hygiene and surrounding yourself with a whole lot of grease
"Man, is that girl hot? Or am i just having another sloptical illusion?"
"This house is one big sloptical illusion"
"This house is one big sloptical illusion"
Sloptical illusion by Odiz January 30, 2010
faptical insertion
(in chat) right bye i.m gonna go fap
Bob : don't forget a tissue
Jim: no problem mate i put a faptical insertion down earlier
Bob : don't forget a tissue
Jim: no problem mate i put a faptical insertion down earlier
faptical insertion by Meem machine244 November 21, 2016
Floptina
A term given by talentless pop stars fans to Christina Aguilera. Usually used to cover up Christina's worldwide success and vocal abilty.
Gaga Fan 1: Omg did you hear Floptina's new album Bionic only got to number 3 on the Billboard 200?
Gaga Fan 2: Omg what a flop! Not anything like Gaga's Floptacular album Fame Monster which only got to 6 even after all that promotion!
Britney Fan 1: Wow did you that Floptina's vocals were outstanding at her last concert?
Britney Fan 2: Ugh what a flop! I mean Britney uses playback because she's too good for live singing!
Gaga Fan 2: Omg what a flop! Not anything like Gaga's Floptacular album Fame Monster which only got to 6 even after all that promotion!
Britney Fan 1: Wow did you that Floptina's vocals were outstanding at her last concert?
Britney Fan 2: Ugh what a flop! I mean Britney uses playback because she's too good for live singing!
Floptina by CheezeDoodles July 8, 2010
Flopocalypse
Flopocalypse by RealJamesSchmurr February 21, 2019
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.