floptical

A penis that appears to be erect, but upon closer inspection, is in fact flaccid.

May be related to whisky dick.

I thought he was ready to go, but then realized it was a floptical illusion.

by Dangér June 9, 2018

floptina

A term used to describe the epic failure that is Christina Aguilera. It's a common misconception that the term is related to Britney fans, when in fact it's used by the industry and fans alike to describe how much of a flop Christina Aguilera is. The term can be used in reference to the following, including but not limited to: Aguilera's trannylicious make-up, Aguilera's fugly clothing, Aguilera's cheap weave, Aguilera's tactics of ripping off other artists, Aguilera's chart performance fails, Aguilera's flop records, and Aguilera's shitty singles.

OMG, did you hear that Britney Spears' Greatest Hits: My Prerogative has sold a whopping 1,347,000 units, while floptina's Keeps Gettin' Better: A Decade of Flops has only sold less than 500,000 units! Holy cow! What flop! FLOPTINA! Fail floptina, fail!!

Person 1: Did you hear Christina Aguilera say that she's working with Goldfrapp on her new record?
Person 2: Is that some kind of sick joke? Allison Goldfrapp said she'd never work with tranny floptina... fail.

by redONE July 29, 2009

Sloptical illusion

When observing a female, thought to be an 8 at the time, but in reality, a 3 is pushing it;

Losing track of time and hygiene and surrounding yourself with a whole lot of grease

"Man, is that girl hot? Or am i just having another sloptical illusion?"

"This house is one big sloptical illusion"

by Odiz January 30, 2010

Flopcicle

A melted ice block.

1: Are you gonna eat that?
2: Nah man, it's a flopcicle now

by livdictionary June 5, 2015

faptical insertion

when you leave some tissues or a sock near your bed or fap place for when u next need to masturbate

(in chat) right bye i.m gonna go fap
Bob : don't forget a tissue
Jim: no problem mate i put a faptical insertion down earlier

by Meem machine244 November 21, 2016

Floptina

A term given by talentless pop stars fans to Christina Aguilera. Usually used to cover up Christina's worldwide success and vocal abilty.

Gaga Fan 1: Omg did you hear Floptina's new album Bionic only got to number 3 on the Billboard 200?
Gaga Fan 2: Omg what a flop! Not anything like Gaga's Floptacular album Fame Monster which only got to 6 even after all that promotion!

Britney Fan 1: Wow did you that Floptina's vocals were outstanding at her last concert?
Britney Fan 2: Ugh what a flop! I mean Britney uses playback because she's too good for live singing!

by CheezeDoodles July 8, 2010

Flopocalypse

When the Do the flop guy blew up the world.

Do the flop guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
Guy 2: NOOOOOO IT'S THE FLOPOCALYPSE!
The world blows up

by RealJamesSchmurr February 21, 2019