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A small flame / fire, usually from an indoor candle.
I lit the smelly candle, and a flimle appeared.
Flimle by kobylisha June 12, 2026
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flimber jurble 

i want a mfing flimber jurble rn
flimber jurble by nerogfys April 10, 2021
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Flimle • flime • Flimble • flimmer • flimper • flimple • frimley • flimey • flimpet • fliple
Someone who constantly lacks punctuality and will usually stand you up. Some that leaves you hanging... Someone with flimsy punctuality on going out nights such as a Friday or Saturday night. Usually in reference to a good friend, or someone that is 'that guy' or 'that girl'.
6p Saturday night: Flimser "Oh yeah bro I'll see you at 9:30p at your place and we'll go rock it".

9:30p Saturday night: Flimser "Oh sorry man I'm feeling a little tired, I've been working out all day I'm just going to stay in".
Flimser by nick kook March 10, 2009
When you want to tell your friend to suck a huge ass dick but the teacher is there
Flimber by Pussyslayer123123 October 18, 2019

flemlets 

The little balls of flem that are expelled during an un- covered cough
Dude! You just got Fucking Flemlets all over me. Cover your dam cough next time.
flemlets by Zorro Gadget January 17, 2020
when one's seamen flyes so close to your eyes that it glues to your face
Dang dude, after watching porn for 1 1/2 hours, i flimpled all over myself, took me 3 showers 2 get it all off
Flimple by flimplatious May 21, 2003
Excess back fat above a muffin top
Did you see her fliglets hey we’re huge
fliglet by Delilahmayyy May 21, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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