flimper

A limp fuck

I wanted to sleep with a flimper but it didnt work

flimper by Suckitstses March 29, 2022

Flimper

Originally used to describe a premium branded car (e.g. Mercedes-Benz, Audi, BMW) that is equipped with a very basic spec (e.g. steel wheels with hub caps, manual windows, unpainted plastic bumpers)

More recently used to describe things other than cars (e.g. base-spec smart phones)

Tony saw my new BMW M3 last week and earlier today he pulled up to my house in a flimper 1 Series saying we’re car bros now! I don’t think so!

Flimper by Shaggydog March 27, 2026

French Flipper Trick

Similar to the Shocker but with three in the vagina and one in the asshole. The fingers in the vagina are wiggled in a waving motion similar to a penguin flapping it's flippers.

"I'd like to show her my French Flipper Trick"

French Flipper Trick by Kyler999 September 22, 2015

flemperson 

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.

Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!

flemperson by shane_y April 24, 2020

bed-flipper 

A term used to describe the act of having to flip one's mattress over due to urination from excessive intoxication.

I blacked out so hard last night and woke up to a bed-flipper this morning.

bed-flipper by Harmacist October 7, 2013

wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! 

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.

German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019

bean flipper 

A female who is a chronic masterbater.

Kate is quite the bean flipper. or Sara is over there flippin the bean again.

bean flipper by John Warner August 18, 2006