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when one's seamen flyes so close to your eyes that it glues to your face
Dang dude, after watching porn for 1 1/2 hours, i flimpled all over myself, took me 3 showers 2 get it all off
Flimple by flimplatious May 21, 2003
Words you can keep
when one busts a nut in his own face
Dude last night i was wackin it and i flimped
flimple by herpes May 15, 2003
Related Words
ewwww caro!! is that a flimple!? grosss.
flimple by guidette(: January 18, 2010
The opposite of erect nipples. When one has flat nipples

Fl(at) - (n)ipples = Flipples
"My word Sharon, how can you still have Flipples? Im so cold, it looks likes i'm smuggling brazil nuts under here!"
Flipples by Panons January 19, 2007

flimpkle 

it’s when yo pussy flaps be flapping in the wind. the dirt and cume be going everywhere
girl: “omg i’m boutta flimpkle!!”
chad: “babe, it’s okay.. flimpkle everywhere *smirks* uwu
flimpkle by goich_lord😈 March 17, 2021

flippleflapple 

A thing you use instead of a curse word
what the flippleflapple

flumplewonk 

when a monkey's spleen morphs into a liver.
that monkey had a flumplewonk!
i,m glad I didn't flumplewonk!
flumplewonk by blobfishboy June 5, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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