Lara is a flimpet, her flimpetness is second to none
by John "Lara is gay" Dunn January 30, 2005
Get the flimpet mug.A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.
Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.
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A portmanteau of "flute" and "trumpet." Can be used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band.
Trumpet player: "What's the best section of the Band?"
Bassoon player: "Clearly it's the flumpet section!"
Bassoon player: "Clearly it's the flumpet section!"
by ThisMustBeAnna12 July 19, 2010
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Get the swingin' on the flippety flop mug.The sound and feeling male genitalia makes when running naked. Can be quite painful depending on how cold it is.
After streaking across the field Joe remarked "Man, I've got some nasty flippety-flop."
"The only downside to streaking is flippety-flop."
"The only downside to streaking is flippety-flop."
by Alexander'd December 28, 2005
Get the Flippety-Flop mug.A woman usually in her late forties who has totally let her self go and doesn't care.
They are usually very overwait, very ugly, wear scruffy frumpy clothing and have very poor hygiene standards.
They generally live alone usually on a run down council estate, most are to lazy to work so they live off benefits, which is spent on beer, cigarettes and unhealthy takeaways.
They are usually very overwait, very ugly, wear scruffy frumpy clothing and have very poor hygiene standards.
They generally live alone usually on a run down council estate, most are to lazy to work so they live off benefits, which is spent on beer, cigarettes and unhealthy takeaways.
Woman 1: "OMG, you'll never guess who I bumped into at the chippy."
Woman 2: "Who?"
Woman 1: "That Sally that used to go to the over forties club, I havnt seen her for years, I hardly recognised her, she's really let herself go, she's put on loads weight and her hair hadn't been washed for weeks she looks like a right Flumpette these days."
Woman 2: Oh I remember her, She's known down the estate as "Stinky Sally"
Woman 2: "Who?"
Woman 1: "That Sally that used to go to the over forties club, I havnt seen her for years, I hardly recognised her, she's really let herself go, she's put on loads weight and her hair hadn't been washed for weeks she looks like a right Flumpette these days."
Woman 2: Oh I remember her, She's known down the estate as "Stinky Sally"
by hteb78 August 9, 2023
Get the Flumpette mug.Used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band. Those within the flumpet section tend to think they're the best, even if they are not. They are brainwashed into thinking that "FLUMPETS R PWN" when, in fact, the Tubonerphone section is the best. 'Nuff said.
Trumpet player: "The flumpet section is obviously the best."
Trombone player: "And by obviously, you mean most definitely not. Sorry to break it to you, but Tubonerphones are the best."
Trombone player: "And by obviously, you mean most definitely not. Sorry to break it to you, but Tubonerphones are the best."
by He's a SQUIRREL July 26, 2010
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