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Mac shack fleshlite

When your lonely so you go to McDonald’s to get a warm apple pie
My buddies old lady left him so he went to the McDonald’s and got him a Mac shack fleshlite
Mac shack fleshlite by Teamkitten September 14, 2021

Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.
That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

Fleshlight 

Fuck off bitch, all I need are my homies and a fleshlight
Fleshlight by Dildotime! August 1, 2020

Community Fleshlight 

A flesh light kindly left in the middle of your area for when you need a quick release and you have no where else to turn to, the juices left by other people are there to help your sesh and you should leave an extra load for the next.
Stranger: hey mind if you leave an extra load in there for me, my cocks a bit cold.
Community fleshlight user: of course I can, wouldn’t mind lending me an extra hand though?

fleshling 

Definition of a "non mechanized sentient life form".

as stated by the Transformer Jetfire in the movie "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" (2009)
Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling! You were duly informed!
fleshling by milgun January 5, 2011

human fleshlight 

Sexual act in which the smaller person in a couple is used as if they were a flesh light.
A seven foot tall man fucked me like I was a human fleshlight .