Fleshlite

A male version of a dildo.

Operator: What seems to be the problem?

You: I ACCIDENTELY THE WHOLE FLESHLITE!

by TouchingYou April 12, 2009

Mac shack fleshlite

When your lonely so you go to McDonald’s to get a warm apple pie

My buddies old lady left him so he went to the McDonald’s and got him a Mac shack fleshlite

by Teamkitten September 14, 2021

Fleshlight Squire

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

by Soggybottom March 9, 2019

Fleshlight

Male dildo

Fuck off bitch, all I need are my homies and a fleshlight

by Dildotime! August 1, 2020

Community Fleshlight

A flesh light kindly left in the middle of your area for when you need a quick release and you have no where else to turn to, the juices left by other people are there to help your sesh and you should leave an extra load for the next.

Stranger: hey mind if you leave an extra load in there for me, my cocks a bit cold.
Community fleshlight user: of course I can, wouldn’t mind lending me an extra hand though?

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 11, 2020

fleshling

Definition of a "non mechanized sentient life form".

as stated by the Transformer Jetfire in the movie "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" (2009)

Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling! You were duly informed!

by milgun January 5, 2011

human fleshlight

Sexual act in which the smaller person in a couple is used as if they were a flesh light.

A seven foot tall man fucked me like I was a human fleshlight .

by Emperor3434 July 12, 2018