flesheater 

a pale and pasty person with sunken eyes and a hollow stare.

the walking dead.

a zombie.

a person who clearly must be dead but is as of yet unaware of it.

I walked into this creepy old dive and the place was full of flesheaters

flesheater by wearegolem August 27, 2003

freshwater square

Douchebags who move from midwestern places such as Nebraska or Wisconsin, to coastal locales like Los Angeles or Brooklyn. Tend to hijack the scene with their trust funds and force long term residents to flee in disgust. Usually sport pseudo-hipster clothing about 4 to 5 years out-of-date.

"The poseurs in Williamsburg are a bunch of freshwater squares."

freshwater square by meadams April 18, 2009

freshwater starfish

A very rare starfish that lives in freshwater. So rare that it doesn’t exist.

I found a freshwater starfish.
Shut up, no you didn’t, liar.

freshwater starfish by Thefza October 24, 2019

freshwater tuna 

A homosexual androgonous male who is flamboyant and always well dressed.

I'm a gay fish of the freshwater tuna species.

freshwater tuna by Eden Woods September 1, 2009

freshwater woofter 

A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.

Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”

Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”

Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”

freshwater woofter by Realfisher November 14, 2021

freshwater jellyfish

Ejaculation as a result of a nearby friend having intercourse in a body of fresh water, with or without you knowing.

Hey bro I just got stung by your freshwater jellyfish.

While enjoying an afternoon swim in Lake Shasta, out of no where this freshwater jellyfish snuck up on me and stung me right in the face.

freshwater jellyfish by Captain boathouse July 26, 2012

Freshwater 

A smell of a prostitute trying to freshen up before her next job.

She smells like freshwater before she went to do her next job.

Freshwater by Mizz_Kaylee_Jo November 13, 2018