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fleshling 

A term of endearment to a carnal female... one who is without soul whose passion is to be used degraded.
She was a mere fleshling who let me do anything I wanted to her.
fleshling by Dis of Plutos March 4, 2005

complimentary horror game flashlight 

give me all of your complimentary horror game flashlight biotch

complimentary horror game flashlight 

A term coined by Jay "THAT DUDE" Perez from the Kubz Scouts on YouTube. Almost every horror game comes equipped with one.
Do I get a complimentary horror game flashlight?
Where's my complimentary horror game flashlight?

Tactical Military Flashlight 

Super~bright 700 lumen waterproof flashlight with adjustable brightness & strobe mode & SOS mode. Excellent & the brightest flashlight Ever! It can be seen for Miles & can blind a bear!!!! It has a Lifetime money~back guarantee!!!!
When I got the Tactical Military Flashlight, I was Astounded at how very bright it is!!!!

Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.
That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

Complimentary-Horror-Game-Flashlight 

A Complimentary-Horror-Game-Flashlight is a word that was first made up by kubz scouts // AKA Jay :D// This is something that every game has/needs to BE a horror game. Sometimes it is also called a "Fleshlight" by the dumbass when he's scared during a playthrough of a (horror) game,,
I'm quoting this..
"CAN I GET MY DAMN COMPLIMENTARY-HORROR-GAME-FLASHLIGHT IT'S FUCKING DARK!"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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