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fleshling 

A term of endearment to a carnal female... one who is without soul whose passion is to be used degraded.
She was a mere fleshling who let me do anything I wanted to her.
fleshling by Dis of Plutos March 4, 2005

complimentary horror game flashlight 

Every horror game- Kubz Scouts
give me all of your complimentary horror game flashlight biotch

complimentary horror game flashlight 

A term coined by Jay "THAT DUDE" Perez from the Kubz Scouts on YouTube. Almost every horror game comes equipped with one.
Do I get a complimentary horror game flashlight?
Where's my complimentary horror game flashlight?

Tactical Military Flashlight 

Super~bright 700 lumen waterproof flashlight with adjustable brightness & strobe mode & SOS mode. Excellent & the brightest flashlight Ever! It can be seen for Miles & can blind a bear!!!! It has a Lifetime money~back guarantee!!!!
When I got the Tactical Military Flashlight, I was Astounded at how very bright it is!!!!

Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.
That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

Complimentary-Horror-Game-Flashlight 

A Complimentary-Horror-Game-Flashlight is a word that was first made up by kubz scouts // AKA Jay :D// This is something that every game has/needs to BE a horror game. Sometimes it is also called a "Fleshlight" by the dumbass when he's scared during a playthrough of a (horror) game,,
I'm quoting this..
"CAN I GET MY DAMN COMPLIMENTARY-HORROR-GAME-FLASHLIGHT IT'S FUCKING DARK!"
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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