One who is an expert at the art of farting and has devoted much of his/hers life to the study and practice of flatulence - These masters of their art are not to be taken lightly and should never be made an enemy of

Dude#1: (on a stretcher on the way to an ambulance) OMG!!! The enamel is burned off of my teeth from the putrid mind numbing stench that came out of that guys ass and I am blind in one eye now! WHAT THE HELL DID HE EAT???? … Dude#2: You were lucky, that was only an infinitesimally small one, He is the Grand Master, the one known as “The Flatulist”! – We are lucky to be alive – He is Flatulist Emeritus at the University of Southwest Ranch Methane Recovery and Underwear Recycling– he is the master of all things that are pew! … We have much to learn from him...

flatulist by The Flatulist July 4, 2005

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Flatulize

To fart on someone.

Last night, while we were in bed, my husband proceeded to pull the covers over my head and flatulize me.

I totally walked by Jim's cube and flatulized him without his knowledge.

My girlfriend was sitting on the couch reading a book. I simply walked over and flatulized her.

Flatulize by Dervish88888888 August 28, 2013

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Flatulina

The pioneer artist in the world of flatomusicology, which is the study of music created with bubbles.

Flatulina's study of flatomusic resulted in music created by farts, and singing fish.

Flatulina by tootie November 8, 2003

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Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas marked by repeated farting and/or a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you.

I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.

Flatulitis by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019

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