flatukis 

when two asses press together while farting as one

My husband and I were sleeping back to back and omg what a flatukis... and oh I love him

flatukis by helloitsjade May 5, 2016

flatulist 

One who is an expert at the art of farting and has devoted much of his/hers life to the study and practice of flatulence - These masters of their art are not to be taken lightly and should never be made an enemy of

Dude#1: (on a stretcher on the way to an ambulance) OMG!!! The enamel is burned off of my teeth from the putrid mind numbing stench that came out of that guys ass and I am blind in one eye now! WHAT THE HELL DID HE EAT???? … Dude#2: You were lucky, that was only an infinitesimally small one, He is the Grand Master, the one known as “The Flatulist”! – We are lucky to be alive – He is Flatulist Emeritus at the University of Southwest Ranch Methane Recovery and Underwear Recycling– he is the master of all things that are pew! … We have much to learn from him...

flatulist by The Flatulist July 4, 2005

flatulist 

A flatulist, fartist, or professional farter is an entertainer (sometimes considered a comedian) whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner

A real flatulist knows you just slightly roll down the other passenger window. This creates a small air current which slowly drags the fart across their face ensuring maximum damage.

flatulist by FartAficionado July 29, 2016

Flatulist 

An obnoxiously stalwart believer in the Flat-Earth Conspiracy movement.

"According to some Flatulists, the moon landing, like their scientific credibility, was faked."

Flatulist by GristleMittens September 8, 2016

flatulistic 

1. adj. used to describe something especially full of farts

2. adj. describing anything downright foul and stinky

1. I was sitting in class, having a damn flatulistic time of it, when the fire alarm went off. whew!

2. That dive we got tossed out of was flatulistic anyway!

flatulistic by J.Paul January 20, 2004