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flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)
Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

flatulence 

He gave his opinion on handling the war in Afghanistan, suggesting the United States send a squad of Midwestern football fans whose diets consist of cabbage, cheese and beer and let their flatulence cripple everyone in range.
flatulence by mackhallux September 19, 2010

Symphony of Flatulence 

1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.
Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.
Symphony of Flatulence by Buddy Dog December 14, 2018

nocturnal flatulence 

The act of releasing gas, farting, during sleep. sleep induced farting.
My girlfriend had a bad case of nocturnal flatulence lastnight. She kept me awake all night.

Flatulence hoe 

a hood rat who farts during the act
Oh shiz!! Get outta here flatulence hoe, you farted on my face!!
Flatulence hoe by TombolaTagada April 23, 2009

gasasstic flatulence 

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.
“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”