Flatulize

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Last night, while we were in bed, my husband proceeded to pull the covers over my head and flatulize me.

I totally walked by Jim's cube and flatulized him without his knowledge.

My girlfriend was sitting on the couch reading a book. I simply walked over and flatulized her.

Flatulize by Dervish88888888 August 28, 2013

Words you can keep

FLATULATER

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.

See you later FLATULATER!

FLATULATER by FABARM November 20, 2018

Related Words

Flatulize • flatulizer • Flatusize • flatu-line • flatline • flatliner • flatlined • flatulate • flatulist • Flatulitis

Flatliner President

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS as he nears the end of his one and only term.

Thanks in great part to his mismanagement of the pandemic, the Grabber in Chief will from now on be known as the Flatliner President.

Flatliner President by Dr Bunnygirl June 25, 2020

flatline

1. (n) A period after quitting masturbation/porn addiction when libido is severely decreased, orgasms are hard to reach and erectile dysfunction is observed in men. Often anxiety-inducing and a common reason to fall back into habitual porn consumption (as a "test" to see if the body still responds). Total duration can vary from a couple of days to over a month; however, they typically go away with time.

2. (v) To experience a flatline.

1. Curses! I just got a booty call from Ann, but I'm in the middle of a flatline, what if I can't perform?

2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"

flatline by willmst July 27, 2014

Flatliner

A heart stopper. Someone that completely makes your heart stops in awe.

Man, that Emma girl, is a total flatliner.

Flatliner by CxmeronL49 April 8, 2017

flatulingus

licking a gasious asshole for mutual sexual gratification.

He engaged in flatulingus like he had been poisoned, and her asshole contained the antidote

flatulingus by wuwu October 6, 2006

Flatlined

The act of killing someone or using force to hurt somone badly.

Bitch, Do you want flatlined!

Flatlined by MJC612 April 30, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026