A cycloptic "teacher" who's presence of mind matches her visual range (half a normal human's). Known for repeating self often, and spouting facts that are not, in fact, facts; for example: Vietnam occuring in the 80's.
I really hate Ms. BULAR, she's very stupid.
The pioneer artist in the world of flatomusicology, which is the study of music created with bubbles.
Flatulina's study of flatomusic resulted in music created by farts, and singing fish.
So I went up to Flatulina and said, "Hey, Flatch, can I borrow your pet monkey?" and she said, "No problem, Tootie!"