Fatclipse

An Eclipse caused when a fat person is so large they completely obscure another person behind them.

Holy Shit! Kristen is so fat I couldn't see that dude behind her!

That's a Fatclipse

by GunnieGraves December 4, 2013

freclipse

When hair (usually bangs) covers a portion of your forehead while you are out in the sun, and you get freckles everywhere except where the hair was covering.

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I wish I didn't do the side swept bang at the beach, I have a huge freclipse

by Freclipse April 15, 2015

Ficlipse

(noun) To be sitting behind a tall person, when attempting to see what is behind them. Usually in group functions or classrooms, a finclipse can strike suddenly, causing a total blackout of what you were viewing.

Caused by a large object passing between you and the thing you want to see.

Contraction of "Finn" and "Eclipse"

Also known as a one man eclipse, or a human eclipse.

When blocked in her view of the board, Sally stated, "What has the teacher written, I can't see because of the ficlipse".

by juanamac May 4, 2011

fuclipse

When your male fupa prevents you from seeing your penis.

breasar was unable to piss because of his fuclipse

by Txtitan December 7, 2015

freclipse

When hair (usually bangs) covers a portion of your forehead while you are out in the sun, and you get freckles everywhere except where the hair was covering.

.

I wish I didn't do the side swept bang at the beach, I have a huge freclipse

by Freclipse April 15, 2015