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Flatuland

verb - To fart loudly upon arrival at a destination, often as a means of announcing one's presence in a provocative manner.
"Gareth is soooo disgusting - when we finally made it to Heathrow, he flatulanded right in front of the flight attendants!"
by Beaves April 23, 2015
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FLATULATER

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.
See you later FLATULATER!
by FABARM November 20, 2018
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flatulence

He gave his opinion on handling the war in Afghanistan, suggesting the United States send a squad of Midwestern football fans whose diets consist of cabbage, cheese and beer and let their flatulence cripple everyone in range.
by mackhallux September 19, 2010
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Symphony of Flatulence

1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.
Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.
by Buddy Dog December 14, 2018
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nocturnal flatulence

The act of releasing gas, farting, during sleep. sleep induced farting.
My girlfriend had a bad case of nocturnal flatulence lastnight. She kept me awake all night.
by Satbandit April 30, 2010
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Flatulence hoe

a hood rat who farts during the act
Oh shiz!! Get outta here flatulence hoe, you farted on my face!!
by TombolaTagada April 23, 2009
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gasasstic flatulence

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.
“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”
by joseph blough March 25, 2022
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