Apparutus used by the male to cause ejaculation. These devices must cause stimulation directly to the male genitaelia otherwise they are not defined as fapparatus which only attains pleasuring using the penis.
"My handjust ain't doing it for me so I've got some new fapparatus to help me!"
Flappasaurus – A common condition of people from Central European decent(most notably from the Germanic / Franco regions) where the sufferer of the condition bursts into uncontrollable fits of panic or excitement characterized by a frantic arm swinging or "Flapping".
This condition is not curable and sadly for those who suffer from it they are quite often the butt of all jokes in the office / social environment which in turn leads to social alienation or certain stigmas.