flapparatus 

The prerequisites of flapping.
Includes:
marijuana
skins
Optionally may include:
tobacco
filter tips

Q: You got the flapparatus?
A: Almost; I spilled my beer and ruined the skins.

flapparatus by Herr Lip December 1, 2007

fapparatus 

Apparutus used by the male to cause ejaculation. These devices must cause stimulation directly to the male genitaelia otherwise they are not defined as fapparatus which only attains pleasuring using the penis.

"My hand just ain't doing it for me so I've got some new fapparatus to help me!"

fapparatus by p2ych0 February 21, 2008

faparatus

Masturbation paraphernalia; apparatus designed for pleasuring oneself. Including, but not limited to: dildos, lube, sex dolls, fleshlight type devices, physical copies of porn etc. Can also refer to items used, but not necessarily designed for, masturbation, such as: hand lotion, kleenex, bananas, zucchini & other phallic produce, detachable shower head, etc.

Brad asked me to grab something outta the drawer in his bed side table. Lotta faparatus in there... lotion, kleenex, the whole nine. I didn't touch anything.

I need a new pipe, but really don't wanna go in that headshop with all the kinky faparatus. Dildos shouldn't be by the register, it's just awkward.

Well, I could attempt online dating, or just invest in some nice faparatus.

faparatus by the wiles December 21, 2013

flapperanus

When your asscheecks are so stretched out they wiggle all over the place when you walk around or fart. Amplified by excessively twerking.

This condition causes major complications when combined with diarrhea. It also has the nasty side-effect of attracting laughter, especially when playing Jackbox in the middle of the night.

A: "Oh shit, I stretched my ass too hard and now I have a Flapperanus."
B: "Holy shit dude, you look like you could fly with those"

flapperanus by MartinFrostia December 17, 2019