flapperanus

When your asscheecks are so stretched out they wiggle all over the place when you walk around or fart. Amplified by excessively twerking.

This condition causes major complications when combined with diarrhea. It also has the nasty side-effect of attracting laughter, especially when playing Jackbox in the middle of the night.

A: "Oh shit, I stretched my ass too hard and now I have a Flapperanus."
B: "Holy shit dude, you look like you could fly with those"

flapperanus by MartinFrostia December 17, 2019

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Flappernugget

A flappernugget is when a chicken nugget that has wings. Should be feared by all. Mostly dangerous stay away from it.

AHHHH NOW I HAVE A FLAPPERNUGGET! It's GOT MY EARS!

Flappernugget by 1234imatyourdoor5678 December 5, 2018

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flapperanus • flapparatus • Flappernugget

flapparatus

The prerequisites of flapping.
Includes:
marijuana
skins
Optionally may include:
tobacco
filter tips

Q: You got the flapparatus?
A: Almost; I spilled my beer and ruined the skins.

flapparatus by Herr Lip December 1, 2007

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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