Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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MJ is usually depressed 24/7 whether if it’s problems or arguments. He is mostly alone in his dreams. He is a lone walker. He dies in his dream all the time and can not escape the difficulties he has done in the past. MJ listens to sad music to keep him up all night. He only cares about people who actually love him back. He has a mind of his own.
“I feel like MJ now
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the baddest bitch of dem all🤪😛. will turn all y’all gay in an instant boo🥵 life of da party😆 big booty bitch👏🍑
guy 1: oooo who’s that hottie
guy 2: oh that’s just Mj
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Slang for Marijuana. From the word Mary-Jane.

Popular term from the mid 1960's Mary-Jane was created from the literal English translation Mari = Mary and Juana = Jane.
-"Hey, how's the MJ?"
*"Its dank, try some."
-"Awesome stuff, I feel it already."
*"MJ's the shit!"
by MJ is Mary-Jane December 04, 2011
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