flabberjacker

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Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.

"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.

flabberjacker by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008

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Flabberjacker

A person that leaves s*** particles behind on the toilet after taking a s***. Small little flaky pieces from his butt cheeks flabberjacking.

Cj, just flabberjackered all over the toilet

Flabberjacker by Chrispy86 March 27, 2026

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flabberjack

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.

We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.

flabberjack by Johnny H. July 6, 2006

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Flabbernackers

The gathering of fat and skin that oozes over the edges of clothing. It located near the chest and armpits. Sometimes can leak out the back.

It is embarrassing when my FLABBERNACKERS spill over top of my dress.
When my FLABBERNACKERS are sweaty they make small farting sounds and stick to my loved ones.

Flabbernackers by Flabb Flubb May 22, 2010

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flabberjack

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class

Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.

flabberjack by ursella222222222222222 April 14, 2010

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flabberjabber

A person who enjoys poking, (jabbing) fat people and watching the flab ripple around their finger.

oh don't trust him he's such a flabberjabber

flabberjabber by Holly Caroline September 7, 2013

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flabberjacked

confused and don'know what is going onin the world

i'm fucking flabberjacked

flabberjacked by joshua morton July 9, 2004

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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