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flabberjacked 

confused and don'know what is going onin the world
i'm fucking flabberjacked

flabberjacker 

Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.
"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.
flabberjacker by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008

FLABERCOCKED 

SEX POSITION
When you are having sex with a woman and you ask her questions and everytime she starts to answer proceed to full burying you dick inside her flabergasting her.
GUY 1: BRO I FLABERCOCKED THIS GIRL ALL NIGHT
GUY 2: GANG SHIT
FLABERCOCKED by THE FLABERCOCKER November 29, 2017

Flabberjacker

A person that leaves s*** particles behind on the toilet after taking a s***. Small little flaky pieces from his butt cheeks flabberjacking.
Cj, just flabberjackered all over the toilet
Flabberjacker by Chrispy86 March 27, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026