flaberjacked 

when a woman grabs a mans ass flapps and twists as hard as possible

the first night went great I got flaberjacked so hard I couldn't sit down afterwards

flaberjacked by mynameistrevor February 26, 2020

flabberjacked 

confused and don'know what is going onin the world

i'm fucking flabberjacked

flabberjacked by joshua morton July 9, 2004

flabberjacker 

Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.

"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.

flabberjacker by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008

FLABERCOCKED 

SEX POSITION
When you are having sex with a woman and you ask her questions and everytime she starts to answer proceed to full burying you dick inside her flabergasting her.

GUY 1: BRO I FLABERCOCKED THIS GIRL ALL NIGHT
GUY 2: GANG SHIT

FLABERCOCKED by THE FLABERCOCKER November 29, 2017

Flabberjacker

A person that leaves s*** particles behind on the toilet after taking a s***. Small little flaky pieces from his butt cheeks flabberjacking.

Cj, just flabberjackered all over the toilet

Flabberjacker by Chrispy86 March 27, 2026