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flabberjacked 

confused and don'know what is going onin the world
i'm fucking flabberjacked

flabberjacker 

Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.
"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.
flabberjacker by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008

FLABERCOCKED 

SEX POSITION
When you are having sex with a woman and you ask her questions and everytime she starts to answer proceed to full burying you dick inside her flabergasting her.
GUY 1: BRO I FLABERCOCKED THIS GIRL ALL NIGHT
GUY 2: GANG SHIT
FLABERCOCKED by THE FLABERCOCKER November 29, 2017

Flabberjacker

A person that leaves s*** particles behind on the toilet after taking a s***. Small little flaky pieces from his butt cheeks flabberjacking.
Cj, just flabberjackered all over the toilet
Flabberjacker by Chrispy86 March 27, 2026

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026