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flabberjacked 

confused and don'know what is going onin the world
i'm fucking flabberjacked

flabberjacker 

Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.
"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.
flabberjacker by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008

FLABERCOCKED 

SEX POSITION
When you are having sex with a woman and you ask her questions and everytime she starts to answer proceed to full burying you dick inside her flabergasting her.
GUY 1: BRO I FLABERCOCKED THIS GIRL ALL NIGHT
GUY 2: GANG SHIT
FLABERCOCKED by THE FLABERCOCKER November 29, 2017

Flabberjacker

A person that leaves s*** particles behind on the toilet after taking a s***. Small little flaky pieces from his butt cheeks flabberjacking.
Cj, just flabberjackered all over the toilet
Flabberjacker by Chrispy86 March 27, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026