flabberjacker

Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.

"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.

by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008

flabberjack

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.

We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.

by Johnny H. July 6, 2006

Flabbernackers

The gathering of fat and skin that oozes over the edges of clothing. It located near the chest and armpits. Sometimes can leak out the back.

It is embarrassing when my FLABBERNACKERS spill over top of my dress.
When my FLABBERNACKERS are sweaty they make small farting sounds and stick to my loved ones.

by Flabb Flubb May 22, 2010

flabberjack

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class

Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.

by ursella222222222222222 April 14, 2010

flabberjabber

A person who enjoys poking, (jabbing) fat people and watching the flab ripple around their finger.

oh don't trust him he's such a flabberjabber

by Holly Caroline September 7, 2013

flabberjacked

confused and don'know what is going onin the world

i'm fucking flabberjacked

by joshua morton July 9, 2004

Flabberjacking

It means frigging or flipping

This flabberjacking dog won’t stop annoying me he Keeps scratching the door

by AngelinaS January 25, 2020