flabberjacker 

Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.

"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.

flabberjacker by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008

Flabberjacker

A person that leaves s*** particles behind on the toilet after taking a s***. Small little flaky pieces from his butt cheeks flabberjacking.

Cj, just flabberjackered all over the toilet

Flabberjacker by Chrispy86 March 27, 2026

flabberjack 

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.

We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.

flabberjack by Johnny H. July 6, 2006

Flabbernackers 

The gathering of fat and skin that oozes over the edges of clothing. It located near the chest and armpits. Sometimes can leak out the back.

It is embarrassing when my FLABBERNACKERS spill over top of my dress.
When my FLABBERNACKERS are sweaty they make small farting sounds and stick to my loved ones.

Flabbernackers by Flabb Flubb May 22, 2010

flabberjack 

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class

Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.

flabberjack by ursella222222222222222 April 14, 2010

flabberjabber

A person who enjoys poking, (jabbing) fat people and watching the flab ripple around their finger.

oh don't trust him he's such a flabberjabber

flabberjabber by Holly Caroline September 7, 2013

flabberjacked 

confused and don'know what is going onin the world

i'm fucking flabberjacked

flabberjacked by joshua morton July 9, 2004