flabberjacker

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Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.

"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.

flabberjacker by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008

Words you can keep

Flabberjacker

A person that leaves s*** particles behind on the toilet after taking a s***. Small little flaky pieces from his butt cheeks flabberjacking.

Cj, just flabberjackered all over the toilet

Flabberjacker by Chrispy86 March 27, 2026

flabberjack

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.

We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.

flabberjack by Johnny H. July 6, 2006

Flabbernackers

The gathering of fat and skin that oozes over the edges of clothing. It located near the chest and armpits. Sometimes can leak out the back.

It is embarrassing when my FLABBERNACKERS spill over top of my dress.
When my FLABBERNACKERS are sweaty they make small farting sounds and stick to my loved ones.

Flabbernackers by Flabb Flubb May 22, 2010

flabberjack

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class

Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.

flabberjack by ursella222222222222222 April 14, 2010

flabberjabber

A person who enjoys poking, (jabbing) fat people and watching the flab ripple around their finger.

oh don't trust him he's such a flabberjabber

flabberjabber by Holly Caroline September 7, 2013

flabberjacked

confused and don'know what is going onin the world

i'm fucking flabberjacked

flabberjacked by joshua morton July 9, 2004

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026