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flabberjacker 

Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.
"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.
flabberjacker by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008

flabbernicker

someone who is subtly a bitch in your free fantasy league
Friend 1: Yo dude, I have this stupid flabbernicker in my fantasy league and everyone hates him.

Friend 2: So sorry to hear that, I had a flabbernicker in my league last year.
flabbernicker by Not Syrile September 29, 2017

Flabberjacker

A person that leaves s*** particles behind on the toilet after taking a s***. Small little flaky pieces from his butt cheeks flabberjacking.
Cj, just flabberjackered all over the toilet
Flabberjacker by Chrispy86 March 27, 2026