flabberjack

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.

We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.

by Johnny H. July 6, 2006

flabberjack

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class

Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.

by ursella222222222222222 April 14, 2010

Flabberjack

A term applied to an overweight or obese male who suffers from frequently masturbates multiple times each day. Often referred to as chronic masturbation, a flabberjack usually masturbates 20 or more times per week.

"Look at that fat kid Jake. He's clearly a flabberjack."

by GrapeJelly February 13, 2014

FlabbeRjaculation

When you are flabbergasted but also nutting (jaculating)

Damn girl you got me FlabbeRjaculation right now

by Zantetsuken March 28, 2022

flabbernackle

dinner fork

I'm going to need a seperate flabbernackle for my salad.

by mondy August 11, 2003

flapperjack

flapperjack (n): the act of fapping to a flapper

I saw that flapper and just had to flapperjack right there in my zoot suit.

by jason is a social scientist March 14, 2015

Flabberdactle

A dactle that flabbers

Person 1: "Damnnnn look at that flabberdactle"

Person 2: " Bro I thought those shits was extinct"

by Scienz rulz October 6, 2018