flabberjacked 

confused and don'know what is going onin the world

i'm fucking flabberjacked

flabberjacked by joshua morton July 9, 2004

flabberjack 

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.

We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.

flabberjack by Johnny H. July 6, 2006

Flabbernackers 

The gathering of fat and skin that oozes over the edges of clothing. It located near the chest and armpits. Sometimes can leak out the back.

It is embarrassing when my FLABBERNACKERS spill over top of my dress.
When my FLABBERNACKERS are sweaty they make small farting sounds and stick to my loved ones.

Flabbernackers by Flabb Flubb May 22, 2010

flabberfucked 

showing great suprise or disbelief

When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!

flabberfucked by EMandrew June 23, 2009

flabberfucked 

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.

Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)

flabberfucked by EvilM00s June 17, 2009

flabberjack 

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class

Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.

flabberjack by ursella222222222222222 April 14, 2010

flabberjazzed 

adjective; the condition of unparalleled excitement, can be mixed with shock, outrage, horror, or anticipation.

"I was completely flabberjazzed when the saucy lady took off her shirt and ripped open her chest only to reveal an alien where her heart should have been."

flabberjazzed by Grizzeny November 22, 2006