Fixbit 

Fixbit: An amalgamation of the two words, "Fixed" and "Debit".

Fixbit is financial inclusion in its finest form. At the very least, in terms of returns on bank account deposits, to its subscribers.

An unlikely FinTech innovation coming out of the West African sub-region - and soon to be formally launched - it should set that sub-continent's teeming masses on an enthusiastic new path to poverty alleviation, wholesale.

The new wurd on the streets for preferred electronic payments -with profits attached - will be out pretty soon: Fixbit.

Hey, can I make payment with my Fixbit card?

Fixbit by surgeonD December 24, 2016

Fitbitch

A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.

Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.

Fitbitch by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015

Fitbit Salute 

The act of masturbation while wearing a Fitbit.

Wow, I got a bunch of extra steps doing the Fitbit Salute.

Fitbit Salute by BoulderSender69 February 18, 2018

fiibit 

The word used to mock someone before the recieve eternal damnation.

Ryuji: "Fiibit"
Larry: "Noooooooooo!"
*A large vortex opens in the ground beneath larry's feet as he gets sucked down into the underworld*

fiibit by Goopster November 2, 2004

Fitbit Amnesia 

All the walking, jogging and miscellaneous exercise done while your Fitbit is off, recharging. It doesn't matter how much you complain, your friends will never believe you. This seems to happen at least once a week.

"I walked eight full laps around the mall yesterday, but I was suffering from Fitbit Amnesia, so it looks like I only walked 42 steps."

Fitbit Amnesia by PsychoPuppyDad July 10, 2016

fitbitch

To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.

"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"

fitbitch by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014

Joe Fixit 

The alternate version of the Bruce Banner hulk.

He is the first version of the hulk to appear in Marvel Comics. He’s grey and wears a waist coat and retains his intelligence.

Joe Fixit spent most of his time as a night club bouncer.

Joe Fixit by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018