Fitjar 

Fitjar, Norges eget "Island of Fun"! 🌴 Denne lille perlen vest for Bergen er som en fantastisk dal-og-dagbane av naturglede. Med fjell 🏔️ som high-fiver deg, skoger 🌳 som lurer på hemmelighetene dine, og havutsikter 🌊 som sier "dette er livet!" 🤩

Fitjarøyane er som Pokémon-øyer, du må samle dem alle! 🚤 Båtutflukter blir til episke hav-eventyr, og fisken 🎣 her er som "Bring it on, menneske!" 🐟 Historisk sett er Fitjar som vikingenes eget Disneyland – overalt er det spor av festlige tider. 🎉 Lokalsamfunnet? La meg si det sånn: Hvis det var en konkurranse i å kaste fest, ville Fitjar vinne gullmedaljen. 🏆 Så, hvis du vil ha latter, fiskelykke og et historisk eventyr, så er Fitjar stedet. Det er som om Smurfene 🍄 og vikingene kastet en fargerik fest, mens enhjørninger 🦄 danser rundt deg, og du er selvfølgelig invitert! 🎊✨

Person 1: "Veit du kor Fitjar e?"
Person 2: "Hæ? Hva i sataen er det?"
Person 1: "Nei no ska du høyra! Fitjar, Norges eget "Island of Fun"! Den lille perlen vest for Bergen er som en fantastisk dal-og-dagbane av naturglede!"
Person 2: "Ka jappan om?"
Person 1: "Hagla."

Fitjar by chalk_snacker November 21, 2023

Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

fitmarker 

When a person freaks out when they don't get a kill in a Call of Duty game. They instead get a "hit marker" and proceed to rage with much profanity at a very high voice while crying because they really wanted that cool final kill-cam that would earn them the desperately needed friends that value the pointless skill found in playing video games.

Kid playing Call of Duty:
OH MY FUCKIN, HOLLY SHIT I FUCKIN, MAN FUCK! DUDE I ALWAYS GET HITMARKERS! I HATE THIS GAME!
Friend watching:
Dude, have a fitmarker, for a second there I thought you were going throw your TV out the window. Luckily you only threw the xbox. I can have your Halo 3 now, right?
Kid with very red face:
*silence*
Friend:
What? You wont be playing it now that your box is ruined.

fitmarker by I, Nobody August 13, 2010

Fiijar 

Stands for Fuck-It,-It's-Just-A-Rental. Basically, this means that when doing construction work on rental properties, anything goes. "Hey, can we drink beer on the job?" Fiijar!! (Yes)

Should I worry about this gap in the trim? Fiijar (No)

Do we need to prime this? Fiijar!! (No)

Refers to crappy workmanship, poor quality, and very strange looking work done by previous contractors.

"Hey, can we drink beer on the job?" Fiijar!! (Yes)

Should I worry about this gap in the trim? Fiijar (No)

Do we need to prime this? Fiijar!! (No)

Fiijar by jgriffin019 August 19, 2010

Fizjarble

adjective - Needlessly change or scramble:

'Well' was a perfectly fine word until some slack-jaw nincompoop fizjarbled it into 'welp'.

Fizjarble by Fugave October 26, 2014

Fitard 

A person that relies on people's comment or reviews about anything in order to be able to buy or do something.

Bro you're such a fitard when it comes to workout supplements.

Fitard by BlvdDaddy August 19, 2016

fatjarito 

a really fat fajarito

joey from boston university
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fatjarito by raylyd December 15, 2004