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Fitjar, Norges eget "Island of Fun"! 🌴 Denne lille perlen vest for Bergen er som en fantastisk dal-og-dagbane av naturglede. Med fjell 🏔️ som high-fiver deg, skoger 🌳 som lurer på hemmelighetene dine, og havutsikter 🌊 som sier "dette er livet!" 🤩

Fitjarøyane er som Pokémon-øyer, du må samle dem alle! 🚤 Båtutflukter blir til episke hav-eventyr, og fisken 🎣 her er som "Bring it on, menneske!" 🐟 Historisk sett er Fitjar som vikingenes eget Disneyland – overalt er det spor av festlige tider. 🎉 Lokalsamfunnet? La meg si det sånn: Hvis det var en konkurranse i å kaste fest, ville Fitjar vinne gullmedaljen. 🏆 Så, hvis du vil ha latter, fiskelykke og et historisk eventyr, så er Fitjar stedet. Det er som om Smurfene 🍄 og vikingene kastet en fargerik fest, mens enhjørninger 🦄 danser rundt deg, og du er selvfølgelig invitert! 🎊✨
Person 1: "Veit du kor Fitjar e?"
Person 2: "Hæ? Hva i sataen er det?"
Person 1: "Nei no ska du høyra! Fitjar, Norges eget "Island of Fun"! Den lille perlen vest for Bergen er som en fantastisk dal-og-dagbane av naturglede!"
Person 2: "Ka jappan om?"
Person 1: "Hagla."
Fitjar by chalk_snacker November 21, 2023
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Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010
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fitmarker 

When a person freaks out when they don't get a kill in a Call of Duty game. They instead get a "hit marker" and proceed to rage with much profanity at a very high voice while crying because they really wanted that cool final kill-cam that would earn them the desperately needed friends that value the pointless skill found in playing video games.
Kid playing Call of Duty:
OH MY FUCKIN, HOLLY SHIT I FUCKIN, MAN FUCK! DUDE I ALWAYS GET HITMARKERS! I HATE THIS GAME!
Friend watching:
Dude, have a fitmarker, for a second there I thought you were going throw your TV out the window. Luckily you only threw the xbox. I can have your Halo 3 now, right?
Kid with very red face:
*silence*
Friend:
What? You wont be playing it now that your box is ruined.
fitmarker by I, Nobody August 13, 2010
Stands for Fuck-It,-It's-Just-A-Rental. Basically, this means that when doing construction work on rental properties, anything goes. "Hey, can we drink beer on the job?" Fiijar!! (Yes)

Should I worry about this gap in the trim? Fiijar (No)

Do we need to prime this? Fiijar!! (No)

Refers to crappy workmanship, poor quality, and very strange looking work done by previous contractors.
"Hey, can we drink beer on the job?" Fiijar!! (Yes)

Should I worry about this gap in the trim? Fiijar (No)

Do we need to prime this? Fiijar!! (No)
Fiijar by jgriffin019 August 19, 2010
adjective - Needlessly change or scramble:
'Well' was a perfectly fine word until some slack-jaw nincompoop fizjarbled it into 'welp'.
Fizjarble by Fugave October 26, 2014
A person that relies on people's comment or reviews about anything in order to be able to buy or do something.
Bro you're such a fitard when it comes to workout supplements.
Fitard by BlvdDaddy August 19, 2016

fatjarito 

a really fat fajarito
joey from boston university
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fatjarito by raylyd December 15, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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