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fitmarker

When a person freaks out when they don't get a kill in a Call of Duty game. They instead get a "hit marker" and proceed to rage with much profanity at a very high voice while crying because they really wanted that cool final kill-cam that would earn them the desperately needed friends that value the pointless skill found in playing video games.
Kid playing Call of Duty:
OH MY FUCKIN, HOLLY SHIT I FUCKIN, MAN FUCK! DUDE I ALWAYS GET HITMARKERS! I HATE THIS GAME!
Friend watching:
Dude, have a fitmarker, for a second there I thought you were going throw your TV out the window. Luckily you only threw the xbox. I can have your Halo 3 now, right?
Kid with very red face:
*silence*
Friend:
What? You wont be playing it now that your box is ruined.
by I, Nobody August 13, 2010
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Hitmarker

Hitmarkers are when you shoot with a gun in a game and hurt the person but get no kill.
*Shoots with Intervention in Call of Duty mw2*
*Gets a hitmarker*
*You: DAM WHY DIDN'T GET THE KILL...I GOT A HITMARKER!!!
by xEzW July 27, 2010
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Headshot Hitmarker

When you are playing an FPS game and you shoot someone in the head and get a red hitmarker but that person does not die.
Commonly caused by lag.
P1: lol you missed
P2: OMG DUDE I HIT A HEADSHOT HOW DID YOU NOT DIE... WTF.. I HAD A HEADSHOT HITMARKER
P1: You cant aim bruh
P2: OMFG AGAIN WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME
by ybcuber September 17, 2018
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Hitmarker

The situation of pure luck in which a condom breaks, and the girl does not get pregnant.
The pregnancy test came back negative! Thank God for hitmarkers!
by Bayardo-yo-momma-stiener September 30, 2011
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fightmarker

the best rap battle youtuber ever trust me
guy 1: hey have you watched the annoying orange vs oj simpson by fightmarker before?
guy 2: HEY! HEY OJ! RAPPING ISN'T VERY FITTING!
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Dead hitmarker

In shooter games/FPS, when the bullets you are shooting at another player deal no damage. Usually as a result of bad ping or lag.
"Dammit I could've kept my 10 streak if I didn't have dead hitmarkers!

"Bro I hit him like 10 times and it did no damage! Fucking dead hitmarkers!
by Romie_777 May 11, 2022
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