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When a person freaks out when they don't get a kill in a Call of Duty game. They instead get a "hit marker" and proceed to rage with much profanity at a very high voice while crying because they really wanted that cool final kill-cam that would earn them the desperately needed friends that value the pointless skill found in playing video games.

Kid playing Call of Duty:
OH MY FUCKIN, HOLLY SHIT I FUCKIN, MAN FUCK! DUDE I ALWAYS GET HITMARKERS! I HATE THIS GAME!
Friend watching:
Dude, have a fitmarker, for a second there I thought you were going throw your TV out the window. Luckily you only threw the xbox. I can have your Halo 3 now, right?
Kid with very red face:
*silence*
Friend:
What? You wont be playing it now that your box is ruined.

fitmarker by I, Nobody August 13, 2010

Words you can keep

Hitmarker

Hitmarkers are when you shoot with a gun in a game and hurt the person but get no kill.

*Shoots with Intervention in Call of Duty mw2*
*Gets a hitmarker*
*You: DAM WHY DIDN'T GET THE KILL...I GOT A HITMARKER!!!

Hitmarker by xEzW July 27, 2010

Related Words

fitmarker • Hitmarker • fightmarker • Dead hitmarker • Headshot Hitmarker • Felt Marker

Headshot Hitmarker

When you are playing an FPS game and you shoot someone in the head and get a red hitmarker but that person does not die.
Commonly caused by lag.

P1: lol you missed
P2: OMG DUDE I HIT A HEADSHOT HOW DID YOU NOT DIE... WTF.. I HAD A HEADSHOT HITMARKER
P1: You cant aim bruh
P2: OMFG AGAIN WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME

Headshot Hitmarker by ybcuber September 17, 2018

Hitmarker

The situation of pure luck in which a condom breaks, and the girl does not get pregnant.

The pregnancy test came back negative! Thank God for hitmarkers!

Hitmarker by Bayardo-yo-momma-stiener September 30, 2011

fightmarker

the best rap battle youtuber ever trust me

guy 1: hey have you watched the annoying orange vs oj simpson by fightmarker before?
guy 2: HEY! HEY OJ! RAPPING ISN'T VERY FITTING!

fightmarker by The fightmarker fan of all tim April 4, 2026

Dead hitmarker

In shooter games/FPS, when the bullets you are shooting at another player deal no damage. Usually as a result of bad ping or lag.

"Dammit I could've kept my 10 streak if I didn't have dead hitmarkers!

"Bro I hit him like 10 times and it did no damage! Fucking dead hitmarkers!

Dead hitmarker by Romie_777 May 11, 2022

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026