woody's definitions

simkunt

A person named Sim who thinks he is kella. In order to obtain his full Kella role, a kunt needs to be added on the end of his name.

Oi Simkunt stop smokin matches kunt

by Woody April 10, 2005

full force

a powerful thrust, or hit, or application, to make energy or power.

1.) Man, i drilled her muffin full force!
2.) Dude, took a full force hit off the tokemaster!
3.) Yeah man, i applied his face full force with my fist.
4.) Alright dude, lets open these scooters up full force and get the dirty hell outta here!!!!

by woody August 11, 2003

di di mau

To unass an AO (area of operations), normally because Charlie (or Baghdad Bob or some other bad guy)is about to do you doggie style.

Lieutenant: "Looks like the enemy is advancing."
Sergeant: "Yes sir. Time to di di mau before we get boofed."
Lieutenant: "What?"
Sergeant: "We should fall back before they get behind us, sir."

by Woody September 9, 2004

trouzer stain

ur grampa sez that when he was n bed he soiled himself. after 3 washes it was officially a trouzer stain

i got me trouzer stain when my mom cought me jerkin my gurkin

by Woody September 19, 2003

horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

by woody February 11, 2004

flat stackables

paper money

Martha look at all these flat stackables. I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer. -jeb

by woody May 25, 2003

beer money

unexpected or ill gotten money whose sole purpose is to purchase beer to party.

It turns out that class I signed up for was canceled, so I just sold my books and now I have beer money.

by woody March 25, 2004