derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.

"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"

finders keepers by polo November 29, 2004

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findeisen

A random exercising of one's vocal tract to produce an unorthodox sound in order to emphasize an urge, passion, or desire.

If one needed to move through a narrow path, primarily narrowed due to one's girth, a proper sound may be "MMMMMMMM!!"

findeisen by Rishi March 6, 2004

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finders fee

The additional cost that is added on to the purchase of something, usually drugs. The charge of going and purchasing the product for another person

If you wanted to purchase a $50 bag of weed and didnt know where to get it, and someone else did they may add a $5 finders fee on to the cost of the bag. This would make the $50 bag actually cost $55.

finders fee by C-Money1 May 2, 2007

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findeisen

An extremely eccentric, yet strangely lovable chemistry teacher.

That odd fellow with the strange wit is such a Findeisen.

findeisen by Kevin Choi March 2, 2004

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Stephen Findeisen

Stephen Findeisen is a true crime journalist, adult-film actor, and gossip-columnist American youtuber. His channel is often referred to by his fans as the #1 monetized hate-speech, drama and true-crime gossip youtube channel. His fame came from his ability to earn 6 figures a month stirring up drama and spreading stories that according to Washington Post are false due to optimizing for attention rather than accuracy. What's Coffeezilla real name? Coffeezilla, also known as Stephen Findeisen (his friends call him 'Lie Topez' or 'coffee with extra venom milk". His full name is Stephen Allen Evil Findeisen. His wife's boyfriend and himself both currently resides in San Antonio, Texas. His property recently sold last year which can be found online. His channel has been deleted once already and has received multiple restrictions and copyright violations for stealing content.

Stephen Findeisen: Did you know my coffeezilla real name? Venom Evil? Why does he make a mess when drinking coffee with extra milk? I'm making so much money by fabricating crypto developer stories, I'm making more than the people I hating on now lets go! #FreeTopG

Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected you until you made a mess drinking all your Coffee with extra milk.

Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his evil words, a hater stuck in the matrix. SMH

Stephen Findeisen by coffeezilla-real-name January 27, 2023

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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