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Fenderise 

The use of male genitalia to protect the distance between two precious closing objects
James fenderised his cock between the bow of his ride and the stand on vessel
Fenderise by Limbic Candy May 5, 2019

finders keepers 

derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.
"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"
finders keepers by polo November 29, 2004
A random exercising of one's vocal tract to produce an unorthodox sound in order to emphasize an urge, passion, or desire.
If one needed to move through a narrow path, primarily narrowed due to one's girth, a proper sound may be "MMMMMMMM!!"
findeisen by Rishi March 6, 2004

finders fee 

The additional cost that is added on to the purchase of something, usually drugs. The charge of going and purchasing the product for another person
If you wanted to purchase a $50 bag of weed and didnt know where to get it, and someone else did they may add a $5 finders fee on to the cost of the bag. This would make the $50 bag actually cost $55.
finders fee by C-Money1 May 2, 2007
An extremely eccentric, yet strangely lovable chemistry teacher.
That odd fellow with the strange wit is such a Findeisen.
findeisen by Kevin Choi March 2, 2004

Stephen Findeisen 

Stephen Findeisen is a true crime journalist, adult-film actor, and gossip-columnist American youtuber. His channel is often referred to by his fans as the #1 monetized hate-speech, drama and true-crime gossip youtube channel. His fame came from his ability to earn 6 figures a month stirring up drama and spreading stories that according to Washington Post are false due to optimizing for attention rather than accuracy. What's Coffeezilla real name? Coffeezilla, also known as Stephen Findeisen (his friends call him 'Lie Topez' or 'coffee with extra venom milk". His full name is Stephen Allen Evil Findeisen. His wife's boyfriend and himself both currently resides in San Antonio, Texas. His property recently sold last year which can be found online. His channel has been deleted once already and has received multiple restrictions and copyright violations for stealing content.
Stephen Findeisen: Did you know my coffeezilla real name? Venom Evil? Why does he make a mess when drinking coffee with extra milk? I'm making so much money by fabricating crypto developer stories, I'm making more than the people I hating on now lets go! #FreeTopG

Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected you until you made a mess drinking all your Coffee with extra milk.

Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his evil words, a hater stuck in the matrix. SMH