Findering

Findering: The act of using tinder using someone else's profile.

Person 1: Dude what are you doing on my phone?
Person 2 : Bro I'm findering for you.

by Red283 August 1, 2016

Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.

"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

by The_ALCH January 24, 2021

fanny fingering formula

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Finding Dory

The sequel to 2003's Finding Nemo. It was released on June 17, 2016, and is still in theaters.

I just saw Finding Dory last night. It was absolutely amazing!

by whatadickhead August 2, 2016

Flintering

Drinking excessively, especially during the week, and staying out until last call. Usually needs to happen more than one consecutive night in order to really count as Flintering, but getting completely blitzed can still qualify. Originates in Ireland.

"Darrach, why do you look so tired? You have a big proposal today!" "Man, I've been Flintering all week. I'm WRECKED!"

by terminator98 April 16, 2013

Finding nemo

Finding nemo is a ma15+ rated movie.i do not recommend little kids watching finding nemo is for 15+ becuase it has sharks named bruise who is verry evil.there re also other scarey things on the movie.SO DONT WATCH IT.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh finding nemo is so scarey

by Finding nemo is scarey September 11, 2019

Finding nemo

When a girl in the bathtub can't find a guys Jewish penis within 3 minutes

Hey Rebecca, yesterday I was finding nemo with John.

by Bigdickbaljeet69 July 25, 2016