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Filbilly 

A person or persons who come from the provincial/rural parts of the Philippines where the general population is very poor and as a result the masses must live off the land: these conditions produce Filipinos who are uneducated in "City ways" or "Street smarts”, not unlike the American hillbilly. They will often refer to anecdotes that are common place for them that they fully believe are the norm for the rest of the world. They are not dumb, just uneducated when it comes to the way the rest of the world operates. (You try growing up without running water!)
(These are actual things said by Filipinos I know personally)

Filbilly
EX 1 Filipina: Why are you buying dog food for that dog? In the Philippines dogs eat only leftovers.

EX 2 Filipino: Where I'm from we are taught that in order to have a healthy baby you must drink a lot of beer, this makes the babies stronger.

EX 3 Filipina: Combining shrimp and chicken in one meal will result in cancer.
Filbilly by I got you back July 17, 2009

Anal fibrillation

a high anxiety state produced in response to not knowing what the hell is going on; the fibrillating (i.e., quivering) of the rectal muscle that generally precedes sudden loss of sphincter control. Risk increases with higher level positions on company organizational chart.
The VP went into anal fibrillation when the government auditors showed up at the same time as the 60 Minutes crew.
Anal fibrillation by Maygmom October 30, 2011

Finbilly 

The finnish version of an American hillbilly or 'hick'
'wow look at that Finbilly drinking beer and swearing'
Finbilly by SloppyJoeBumsGoats November 5, 2014

Ventricular Fibrillation

Ventricular fibrillation is a heart rhythm problem that occurs when the heart beats with rapid, erratic electrical impulses. This causes pumping chambers in your heart (the ventricles) to quiver uselessly, instead of pumping blood. The remedy of this is Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation (CPR, which is 30 chest pumps, 2 breaths, defibrillation, adrenaline, repeat)
Surgeon: "The patient in room 0713 is in ventricular fibrillation, we need a defibrillation kit and some adrenaline stat!"

Resuscitator: "Alright, I'm on my way!"

Atrial Fibrillation 

An imperfect heart rhythm that follows no specific pattern. The EKG tracing marks the imperfections and is projected irregularly.
That patients heart rhyth is showing atrial fibrillation

Fibbitle fobbbotle 

Boi Ur mom fibbitle fobbbotle (roasted)