When you sit in a co-workers chair and fart
with your butt
pressed firmly into the seat, thus causing the odor to be trapped in the seat cushion. It's like planting a bomb but stinky.
Man 1: (sits down at his chair) Why do I smell a fart when there's nobody around me?
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.
A saying spoken by U.S. Army Drill Sergeants whenever something appears comical to them, due to the Drill Sergeants inability to speak more than two words without cussing, they will often implant curse words in the middle phrases where they have no business being.
Private: Drill Sergeant my knee bone is sticking out of my leg.
Drill Sergeant: Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha, Front Leaning Rest Position Move!!!
Drill Sergeant: I find your pain and discomfort comical to me and I would like you to do push ups to further increase your pain and vicariously my amusement at said pain.
What the U.S. Army calls the "push up". Why in the hell cant they call it the push up like every body else in the English speaking world.
Drill Sergeant: Why are you late private?
Private : Well Drill Sergea
Drill Sergeant: (Cuts the Private off mid-sentence) I didn’t ask for any lip Private, Front Leaning Rest Position move!
Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.
Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.
When you stick the tip of your cock
into your chick's bush
just enough to where it looks like a little afro
for you johnson
Holy shit bitch you just gave me a chia head
Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.
Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.
Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)
Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.
When all you have is 3 bucks and you want to get royally stuffed, purchase a double cheese burger, a mc chicken and a small order of fries. seperate the double cheese burger so that you have a bun with beef on it on either side. add the chicken fillet from the mc chicken and put fries on top of th chicken in between the beef, then reconstruct the burger.
Man 1: are you hungry bro?
Man 2: dude im royally stuffed because i had a Mc Froogledoogle