33 definitions by I got you back
by I got you back March 2, 2009
A play on the word fucking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say fucking.
May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.
May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.
Teacher: class is it ok to fauxk your cousin?
Class: WTF?!?
Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.
Class: WTF?!?
Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.
by I got you back June 28, 2009
The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.
Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.
Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.
Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.
by I got you back September 20, 2009
a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim job from your sexual partner.
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
by I got you back February 8, 2009
The air jerk done extremely slow while making eye contact. The slower and more deliberate the jerk, the more inappropriate it will be perceived, popularized by the show "The Whitest Kids You Know".
Man 1: Wanna go play some table tennis?
Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)
Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!
Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)
Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
A saying spoken by U.S. Army Drill Sergeants whenever something appears comical to them, due to the Drill Sergeants inability to speak more than two words without cussing, they will often implant curse words in the middle phrases where they have no business being.
Private: Drill Sergeant my knee bone is sticking out of my leg.
Drill Sergeant: Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha, Front Leaning Rest Position Move!!!
(Translation)
Drill Sergeant: I find your pain and discomfort comical to me and I would like you to do push ups to further increase your pain and vicariously my amusement at said pain.
Drill Sergeant: Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha, Front Leaning Rest Position Move!!!
(Translation)
Drill Sergeant: I find your pain and discomfort comical to me and I would like you to do push ups to further increase your pain and vicariously my amusement at said pain.
by I got you back July 13, 2009
The often unintentional theft of a friend or acquaintances lighter, many times this act is a subconscious force of habit, but is just as often not an accident. Most people realize that any lighters they buy might get lighter gamed so they purchase cheap ones in bulk.
Man 1: Dude where did my Incredible Hulk lighter go?
Man 2: Chalk it up to the lighter game.
Man 3: Yeah dude you’ve just been lighter gamed!
Man 2: Chalk it up to the lighter game.
Man 3: Yeah dude you’ve just been lighter gamed!
by I got you back July 12, 2009