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macandtater

A sex position/term derived from the words "macaroni" and "potato" where the bottom fully engulfs the cock and balls of the top in their mouth while trying to say various different words like macaroni or potato. It goes by many different names but Macandtater is the most prevalent one. It is typically used by people attracted to violent oral sex to identify each other.

Dude, I totally gave Melissa a macandtater last night.

by ChrisTheHeartGuy January 28, 2026

Ventricular Fibrillation

Ventricular fibrillation is a heart rhythm problem that occurs when the heart beats with rapid, erratic electrical impulses. This causes pumping chambers in your heart (the ventricles) to quiver uselessly, instead of pumping blood. The remedy of this is Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation (CPR, which is 30 chest pumps, 2 breaths, defibrillation, adrenaline, repeat)

Surgeon: "The patient in room 0713 is in ventricular fibrillation, we need a defibrillation kit and some adrenaline stat!"

Resuscitator: "Alright, I'm on my way!"

by ChrisTheHeartGuy August 9, 2019