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1. One who does surgery on others.
2. One who goes around yelling "OPERASHUN TIME!", wears a white coat, makes strange hand motions, and carries a scalpel behind one ear.
"The surgeon operatued on me yesterday"
"Watching House made them into a surgeon"
by Medical Meccanica December 09, 2005
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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A talented snowboarder who uses the edges of his snowboard to make incisions into powder with style and grace.
Dr Cass is a board certified surgeon, you can tell by the perfect incisions made as he rips his way down the mountain.
by Dr Slash February 18, 2010
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A surgeon is a doctor that had additional education after medical school so they can cut people up (perform operations) they are more comfortable with patients that are unconscious(under anesthesia) because they lack the ability to communicate well and hate when people don't agree with them. Many surgeons today were cruel to small animals when they were children cutting limbs off little helpless creatures etc. Like many doctors today their primary motivation is money except even more so. They frequently try to set speed records in operations in order to be able to buy a bigger yacht, house, mercedes benz etc. Since the patient was knocked out and doesn't see what happened, when a bad result happens they just blame the patient's "unique physiology." Even though a bad surgeon can mess you up for life and cause horrifying pain and suffering they are nearly impossible to sue due to current laws which hold doctors to a lower standard then any "reasonable" person. In the unlikely event they ever lose their license for malpractice after numerous fuckups, they can just move to another state and start over butchering more people. Surgeon: the perfect occupation for the psychotic individual who wants the power of life and death over helpless patients while laughing all the way to the bank knowing their victims have little to no recourse.
Joe says to Tom "did you hear about Susan?" Tom: "No what happened?" Joe: "She went in to get her tonsils out and the surgeon took off her left breast." Carla to Michelle: "How is David doing after his hernia surgery?". Michelle: "Not good the fucking surgeon didn't use mesh and it tore in three weeks. Then he had another surgery that got infected. He is in constant pain and lost his job and can't work. All because that cheap bastard surgeon tried to "save money" by not using mesh."
by truthbetold007 June 27, 2011
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A doctor who treats disease, or deformity with operative methods to physically change body tissues. It's not a person who doesn't take selfies unlike what the fucking Fine brothers tell you.
"My surgeon told me I need a penectomy. Goodbye, buddy!"
by Guilton May 26, 2018
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A doctor who cuts infected organs out of a body. It's not a person who hasn't taken a selfie despite what the fucking Fine Bros tell ya.
"My surgeon told me I need a penectomy. Goodbye, buddy!"
by Guilton May 26, 2018
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A serial killer from the Fox tv series "Prodigal Son", who committed at least 23 murders, using his great anatomy knowledge.

More known as Dr. Martin Whitly, a well-known cardiologist, a perfect husband and loving father of two children: Malcolm and Ainsley. He is currently held in Claremont Psychiatric Hospital. His greatest fear is his son, Malcolm, ignoring him. Wouldn't answer most questions straight. Genius.

Played by Michael Sheen.
Just so you know. The Surgeon, he's not a psychopath. He's a predatory sociopath.
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by mrsmeyrickson November 01, 2019
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