Fhartbach 

the story of fhartbach is that in 1991 kaliningrad started an independence movement against the soviet union and russia and succeded with it.

It is ruled by a horses copse that is constantly moving in a swimming pool, there are 8 high priests watching it from each 45° angle and depending on the horses movement in said pool they determine its will.

Fhartbach's capital city is called Schizenhausen after the mental illness of Schizophrenia.

Bro1: Yo did you hear of Fhartbach?
Bro2: I hope your parents die
Bro1: *stabs him*

Fhartbach by VanGibus2 October 29, 2022

fartache

When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.

Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?

fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009

farnbacher 

A true american, found in Lowell, OR

good friends with the Armstrong's

I wish i was that farnbacher

farnbacher by keith30 August 23, 2011

fartachoo 

Is when you sneeze and fart at the same time

My allergies are so bad that I almost crapped my pants when I fartachooed!

fartachoo by Duke4Real December 11, 2013

fartnach 

the act of stealing a fart

That fartnach took my only fart I had left.

fartnach by Primus November 12, 2003

fartmachine 

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)

Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!

fartmachine by tank December 13, 2004

Fartachios 

It's when you eat Pistachios and you get a brain fart at the same time

this is Fartachios

Fartachios by Spaghetti Attack May 30, 2017