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When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.
Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?
fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009
Related Words

fartachoo 

Is when you sneeze and fart at the same time
My allergies are so bad that I almost crapped my pants when I fartachooed!
fartachoo by Duke4Real December 11, 2013

fartmachine 

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)
Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!
fartmachine by tank December 13, 2004

Fartachios 

It's when you eat Pistachios and you get a brain fart at the same time
this is Fartachios

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022