fartnach 

the act of stealing a fart

That fartnach took my only fart I had left.

fartnach by Primus November 12, 2003

fartache

When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.

Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?

fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009

fartachoo 

Is when you sneeze and fart at the same time

My allergies are so bad that I almost crapped my pants when I fartachooed!

fartachoo by Duke4Real December 11, 2013

fartmachine 

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)

Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!

fartmachine by tank December 13, 2004

Fartachios 

It's when you eat Pistachios and you get a brain fart at the same time

this is Fartachios

Fartachios by Spaghetti Attack May 30, 2017