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When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.
Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?
fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009
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fartachoo 

Is when you sneeze and fart at the same time
My allergies are so bad that I almost crapped my pants when I fartachooed!
fartachoo by Duke4Real December 11, 2013

fartmachine 

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)
Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!
fartmachine by tank December 13, 2004

Fartachios 

It's when you eat Pistachios and you get a brain fart at the same time
this is Fartachios

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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